dorkestra 

The word some call orchestra, when they are jealous and need some way to let out their pent-up rage at not having musical talent.

Or to make fun of orchestra people.

P1:Haha! You're in DORKestra.
P2:HAHA you're a moron.

dorkestra by Yonnie December 8, 2004

dorkestra 

A combination of the words dork and orchestra. Primarily used only in secondary schools.

1) Used as an insult by people who cannot play an instrument, directed at a member of an Orchestra - usually at school.

2) Used as an affirmation of solidarity by the accomplished musicians inside an orchestra.

Dorkestra pride, baby!

dorkestra by BaanGaan September 1, 2005

Dorkestra 

a title given to an orchestra member in a face off for the "top spot" between orchestra (dorkestra) and band (band geeks)

P1: band is so much better than Dorkestra!
P2: well I wouldn't want to be a Band Geek.
P1: Well, us Band Geeks win anyway so there.
P2: Nope. I'm pretty sure Dorkestra wins.

Dorkestra by picc_0_lo April 9, 2009

dorkestra 

1. A musical ensemble (usu. of the classical music genre) comprised of stereotypical dorks, geeks, and nerds.

2. A place where such individuals (dorks, geeks, or nerds) hypothetically "belong."

"Send her to a dorkestra with those new glasses."

dorkestra by Urbansapien February 10, 2010

Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

dorchestrated 

when clueless person or persons attempt to do something in which they have no prior experience nor education to expect success. they are their own worst enemy.

the family had never taken a long journey together, never traveled in a huge recreational vehicle nor planned their getaway very carefully. they could not have dorchestrated a better way to ruin their trip.

dorchestrated by em bee kay1 September 22, 2009

Darkstrand 

A strange Tribes 2 player best known for his accurate chaingun and curious personality. Darkstrand is very often the subject of cheating accusations.

Darkstrand's personality, while sometimes likeable, is delusional and contradictory with little footing in reality. He can, in may respects, be likened to Ignatius J. Reilly from the novel "A Condederacy of Dunces".

Person One: Hey Darkstrand how did you know I was coming over that hill when I was cloaked!?!

Darkstrand: LOL I turned that cloaker into a croaker! By accusing me of cheating you reveal one of the most basic flaws of the human condition. I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

Darkstrand by t2KryandArturo April 13, 2009