dorker 

A dorker is someone who is a dork to such an extent that they are often times considered stupid, lame or even dumb. Someone who is a dorker has little to no friends, but often tries to blend in with a crowd. Dorkers are usually people who just feel out of place in the world, but are loved or admired by atleast one or two people.

Did you see that dorker over there? He's so annoying.

dorker by Raphide (Ben) September 22, 2003

dorker 

A dorker is a bowel movement. Equivalent to the word poo or poop.

"I have to take a dorker."

dorker by adam myers July 28, 2006

New Dorker 

Someone who constantly compares everything to New York City in an attempt to appear cooler than the situation at hand. Whether the person is from New York or not is irrelevant.

A New Dorker is never truly satisfied with their surroundings. Even when in Brooklyn, they will play-up Manhattan. The idea is to compare every situation with something they hope their audience will view as "bigger and better".

This attitude culminates in comparing Manhattan to a European city that the New Dorker hopes their audience has never been, as to avoid detection and conjecture.

i.e. "Yeah, Manhattan is a lot of fun but its not like it used to be... yawn... Barcelona is way better, they don't start partying until 2am on a Monday morning"

Not relegated to nightlife, New Dorkers belittle the sports events, urban landscape, music venues, restaurants, and culture of any smaller city with which they are unfamiliar with or situations which they find intimidating.

They fail to realize that most of their reasoning is simply contingent on New York's large population and not indicative of the quality of the people or space.

Ironically, New Dorkers often turn out to be the most boring people when you do end up partying with them in Manhattan.

Jake: "Wow... I am having a great time, this club is awesome, the people in this city are really cool"

Jill: "eh... in New York the clubs have like 2,000 people in them, this club only has a 1000"

Joe: "Yeah, I thought it was going to look bigger, I guess I'm just used to the New York skyline you know... this looks small"

Jake: You are a bunch of New Dorkers

New Dorker by Mechanicalchris March 1, 2010

Upper Dorker Door Dumper 

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.

That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!

Upper Dorker Door Dumper by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013

Nickel dorker

One who is under the extreme sleep deprivation mode and cannot clearly think straight. This person says random and crazy things

After staying up for a long time Lisa was saying some pretty insane things. Girl you better get to bed you’re a nickel dorker.

Nickel dorker by lill woodie girl June 11, 2022

Blue dorker 

The term for ignited flatulence. Lighting a fart on fire is called doing a “blue dorker.”

Dude, be careful you don’t set your butt hair on fire when you do that blue dorker.

Blue dorker by Commentsadnauseam June 14, 2024

Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015