selfie

Taking a picture of yourself like a idiot with swag

idiot 1: Let's take a SELFIE
idiot 2: DUCK FACE #YOLO!

by #SWAG #YOLO #IDIOT May 08, 2014

selfie

A slang term for masturbation.

"Why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Ah, I was just doing a selfie."
"Yuck!"

by JackOLondon December 28, 2013

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

selfie

(n.) a usually digital photo of oneself, either alone, with someone else, or with a group, taken by oneself using his/her own hand(s) or a selfie stick, especially for posting on social networks.

1. It was actually Bradley Cooper, not Ellen Degeneres, who took the famous 2014 Oscars selfie because he was the one who held the phone & took the picture.

2. Pope Francis enjoys being part of people's selfies.

by elleida May 21, 2014

selfie

The taking of a picture of yourself and posting it on Facebook because you have extremely low self-esteem and you need people to comment to tell you how hot or pretty you look. In reality you just look desperate for attention. And no matter how attractive you might be, you still look pathetic. See also duck face/kissy face makes you look retarded.

My attractive friend takes a lot of selfies and won't hang out with people hotter than her.

by haterofdesperation October 01, 2013

selfie

when you take a photo of yourself generally trying to look hot

maddi takes bulk selfies

by sharks28 October 25, 2016

selfie

a self picture

but first let me take a selfie

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016