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Disan is the coolest and the most badass person there is. His penis is humungous, women crave him and men wants to be like him.

If you know a Disan, then you are a lucky person.
I wanna be a Disan today
Disan by Jov25 November 22, 2021
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DeSantis 

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.
DeSantis by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023
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DESANTIS 

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
DESANTIS by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

DeSantis curious 

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.
A very potent bag of skunge,dank,weed,or whatever you call the funk.
I smoked some strait disank wit yo babymama
disank by roscoe bugganose August 6, 2006
A woman of amazing energy and spirit. She's strong, courageous, and posses a spirit that inspires. Applies to any woman who reminds you of Princess Diana of Themyscira Wonder Woman. A very down to earth woman, relates to other people very easily. She makes you want to not let her down. Her laugh lights up your day and she loves to laugh. Not someone to be trifled with, either. She is swift in her decisions and can see through your BS. While everyone likes her, she despises large groups of people and she seeks the intimacy of one-on-one and smaller groups.
You want to be near a Diana.
I need someone to lead this team through a very rough time...I need a real Diana.
Diana by Captain Grammerica August 21, 2018
Diana is nice cool cute and hot she is a great friend and will always have your back. All of the boys secretly are crushing on her. She has a lot of friends but only trusts a few people. If she trusts you your really lucky. But don't get on her bad side because if you do she will find a way to make you feel awful! She is shy at first but when you get to know her she is amazing! Boys if u have her treat her right! She is so sweet and everyone loves her. She is funny and sarcastic but really sassy plus she always likes random people!
Julian: Damm who's that hot gurl over there
Daniel: Duhh thats Diana the hottest and nicest person ever
Diana by Sassy Girll February 6, 2019
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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me : look at you all sad & shit
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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