universe

An infinitely large and infinitely improbable amount of space which, when looked at from a mathematical standpoint, can be said to have no life, civilization, language, art, or anything at all in it. The answer to the whole mess of it all has been calculated to be forty-two, but every attempt to find the actual question has failed miserably, the most noteworthy of which has been the planet Earth. Thoughts on this matter-
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another which states that this has already happened."
-Douglas Adams.

The universe is, in general, an incredibly expensive, paradoxial, crowded, lonely, and ridiculously entertaining place in which to be located.

by NeNay April 06, 2004

universe

The scary place where i live.

It's just that simple.

The Universe.

by chowman November 08, 2006

universe

The great unknown, undoubtedly aliens living out there, and its scarey just to think how huge it is, the universe is bigger than:

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The Universe is big.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

universe

THE HUGEST FUCKING THING YOU AND YOUR LITTLE BRAIN CAN IMAGINE

THANOS SNAPPED HALF THE UNIVERSE

by macoroni box May 08, 2019

universe

a group or gathering of unicorns

I had a dream that Prince and David Bowie appeared on a spaceship with a universe of unicorns.

by Alonius Poser April 30, 2016

the universe

possibly the BIGGEST mistake ever made period!

Hitchhiker's Guide: In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

by Panthean April 23, 2008

university

Once a mechanism whereby smart people could raise themselves above humble beginnings and obtain a worthwhile qualification indicating a high probability of being employable. Now a complete con to get kids with high hopes into insurmountable amounts of debt before they even think about buying a house.. then they discover that the job they trained for was entirely fictitious, and they'll have to take any job they can get. At this point, they realise they should have gone into benefit fraud and drug dealing like all their "stupid" friends, who now have houses, cars and big screen TVs.

John always did well in his school classes, and did three A-Levels and got good grades. He went to uni for three years which put him about £30,000 in debt. When he finished his course he found that his degree counted for very little, since he had no experience and the other 400 job applicants also had degrees. He took a job as a sales rep with Coca-Cola, but got fired when he went to an interview for a better job. Meanwhile the cost of living rose exponentially, and by the age of 24, John's debts stood at around £45,000. This was before he even got a mortgage. A couple of years afterwards he divorced his wife on the grounds of infidelity, but she got custody of the kids, and now he doesn't even get to see them despite paying atrocious amounts of child support. Welcome to Blair's Britain.

by believe me it happens February 28, 2004