disander 

A fairly large mistake, usually attributed to a person or group called "Ander".

You flooded the warehouse? This is a disander!

disander by Grumpus121 January 30, 2023

DiSandro 

Another name for a rather large behind. Derives from a popular cocktail in southern Jersey bars. Word that is soon to hit the rap video circuit before you know it.

Ex. Driver: Something's blurring my vision.
Son: What is it Daddy?
Driver: A damn DiSandro, that's what it is. Hard to keep my eyes off.

DiSandro by IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI66 December 17, 2012

Disunderstand

verb//(dis-un-der-stand)- to fail to comprehend or understand why something is the way it is, when it is obvious that the situation should be otherwise or the situation defies logic or common sence. Similar in meaning to misunderstand, however it implies that the speaker blames the sourse, often a person or group of people, for intentional causing confusion or simply being too lazy to clarify the situation.

I just got a soda from the machine and it's flat. I disunderstand; I just saw the soda man stock the machines.

Disunderstand by Aden Sickle April 21, 2008

Desander

A lonely person who tries to fit in with everybody

That boi is a desander who tries to fit in with everybody

Desander by Puried November 17, 2016

Disunderstanding 

When a person falsely believes that they've been slighted by something written or said by another person, when in fact it was actually something taken out of context.

Let's say you have a friend named Tom who happens to have an identical twin who's also named Tom but the difference being that this one is an unlikable hideous slob and one day your friend eavesdrops on you disrespecting his unkempt bro and he gets angry because he thinks you're talking about him, hence you have a disunderstanding on your hands.

Disunderstanding by hadoukentotheface May 17, 2020

Disunderstand

To believe something with great confidence that in fact is verifiably false.

Disunderstanding

Disunderstood

"It's clear you disunderstand how a baby comes in to the world because it's pretty much established that storks aren't involved."

Disunderstand by Webster's Nightmare February 18, 2011

disunderstandment 

A word created by jack in a random discord call
Means - the state of complete and utter crippling lack of understandment

Luke - Jack what's wrong
Jack - Sorry I have found myself in a place of disunderstandment

disunderstandment by CoolGuy42069911 December 26, 2020