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DiSandro 

Another name for a rather large behind. Derives from a popular cocktail in southern Jersey bars. Word that is soon to hit the rap video circuit before you know it.
Ex. Driver: Something's blurring my vision.
Son: What is it Daddy?
Driver: A damn DiSandro, that's what it is. Hard to keep my eyes off.
DiSandro by IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI66 December 17, 2012

Disunderstand

verb//(dis-un-der-stand)- to fail to comprehend or understand why something is the way it is, when it is obvious that the situation should be otherwise or the situation defies logic or common sence. Similar in meaning to misunderstand, however it implies that the speaker blames the sourse, often a person or group of people, for intentional causing confusion or simply being too lazy to clarify the situation.
I just got a soda from the machine and it's flat. I disunderstand; I just saw the soda man stock the machines.
Disunderstand by Aden Sickle April 21, 2008
A lonely person who tries to fit in with everybody
That boi is a desander who tries to fit in with everybody
Desander by Puried November 17, 2016

Disunderstanding 

When a person falsely believes that they've been slighted by something written or said by another person, when in fact it was actually something taken out of context.
Let's say you have a friend named Tom who happens to have an identical twin who's also named Tom but the difference being that this one is an unlikable hideous slob and one day your friend eavesdrops on you disrespecting his unkempt bro and he gets angry because he thinks you're talking about him, hence you have a disunderstanding on your hands.

Disunderstand

To believe something with great confidence that in fact is verifiably false.

Disunderstanding

Disunderstood
"It's clear you disunderstand how a baby comes in to the world because it's pretty much established that storks aren't involved."
Disunderstand by Webster's Nightmare February 18, 2011

disunderstandment 

A word created by jack in a random discord call
Means - the state of complete and utter crippling lack of understanding
Luke - Jack what's wrong
Jack - Sorry I have found myself in a place of disunderstandment
disunderstandment by CoolGuy42069911 December 26, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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