wit

A quality that few here possess.
Have you read a witty definition on this site? Ever?
by VoodooToast! September 15, 2006
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With.
by xplicit-kid February 10, 2003
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A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 May 15, 2011
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Bitched version of the word with, commonly used by ethnic minorities in urban areas.
Is you chillin' wit da posse?
by GuidoPosse69 February 26, 2005
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In Shakespearean language, a slang term for the penis or libido.
'Zounds! His wit hath failed to arouse his mistress. Lo!
by Ben November 22, 2004
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a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.
MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".
by terryzz February 17, 2009
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wit the fuck is this
by yer maw x April 23, 2021
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