The act of being very pretentious about how much you care about a social issue

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”

Deluded or fake awareness.

Being "Woke" is what happens when instead of taking one blue pill, you down the entire bottle.

Woke is a politically correct alternative to "stupid" or "retarded".

To wake up in past tense.

Using an improper word in an incorrect tense to attempt to attach some worldly signifigance to a person or object (books, screenplay, etc.) so that one appears to be "hip." In actual fact, this usage shows one's ignorance and inability to use words and feelings to express oneself properly.