When you have a huge amount of interest invessted in yourself, or when you don't think about the wants and needs of others.
by The Mysterious October 21, 2003
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Joe: my mom died yesterday
John: bruuhh
Joe: Yo my mom just won million dollars
John: bRuHhh
Joe: my mom made dinner for us
John: bruh
John: bruuhh
Joe: Yo my mom just won million dollars
John: bRuHhh
Joe: my mom made dinner for us
John: bruh
by I eat forks with noodles October 30, 2019
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by GoldenV December 05, 2013
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I dived deep near the coral with a chunk of salami stuck in my hear, waited, and as the piranha approach and opened her jaws for a bite, i took the picture. That's how i one first price in the selfish contest!
by turkishcoffe May 20, 2014
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what everyone in the world is. absolutely no one living on this planet can call themselves "not selfish". its human nature. telling someone to not be selfish is like telling someone to stop being human.
but many people mistake selfishness for greed.
you may be the most generous person on the planet, but if you even WANT the feel-good feeling of giving, you're selfish.
but many people mistake selfishness for greed.
you may be the most generous person on the planet, but if you even WANT the feel-good feeling of giving, you're selfish.
Person 1: hey stop being selfish and give me some of your money!
Person 2: you're telling me to not be human. by the way, i believe that i deserve to keep this money because i worked for it and you stood home on your ass watching reruns of Friends. i dont need to give you anything.
Person 1: ....... fuck you.
Person 2: you're telling me to not be human. by the way, i believe that i deserve to keep this money because i worked for it and you stood home on your ass watching reruns of Friends. i dont need to give you anything.
Person 1: ....... fuck you.
by think outside the box November 26, 2006
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A: "I'm getting my appendectomy tomorrow. I need to save this money for copay."
B: "How could you be so selfish? Spending money on "necessary operations" left and right, and meanwhile my wife and I can't pay the television bill. I can't believe you could be so - "
A: "Get the fuck out."
B: "But I need - "
A: "OUT."
B: "How could you be so selfish? Spending money on "necessary operations" left and right, and meanwhile my wife and I can't pay the television bill. I can't believe you could be so - "
A: "Get the fuck out."
B: "But I need - "
A: "OUT."
by Arthritis July 27, 2009
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by MoonCricket77 February 03, 2020
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