Street drug manufactured by none other than mistah J

What it is exactly is up for speculation
Dank is a HARD street drug yet non addictive

“Yo you got some dank? I’m trying to buy some”
by Tabitharabbit004 December 30, 2022
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Dope and totally original.

Usually in reference to memes.
All I make are dank memes.
by AGentlyUsedCondom October 22, 2015
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Drug suspected to have been created by mistah J
Dank is the opposite of a healthy drug, even in itself that statements an oxymoron. That being said, dank is HIGHLY ADDICTIVE don’t trust what people say about it being harmless

Goddamn, everybody trying to score some dank these days! Covid really fucked things up for weed and such

If molly and lean hooked up and injected with cocaine but sedated with northern lights + a xan or two = 48% of dank
by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 28, 2022
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cooler than cool. it means that its really cool, but more than really cool. its dank.
bro drake's new album is so dank.
by koolaid kidz May 18, 2017
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sticky, hairy, stinky, and highly potent marijuana.
I took two hits of that dank and was nearly transcendent.
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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really potent weed, produced by proper slow drying of harvested plant material, usually requiring curing (putting plant material in paper bag, folding over top, placing that bag in another bag. Thus reducing air and light contact on said plant materials, so when you go to retrieve some of said plant materials, it is still moist, green and sticky because the resin glands are still intact and 'sweating'.
usually can only be found on or near a High School (go on, Im sure your son would love to hook you up with some digity dank.
by todaugen November 25, 2003
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unpleasantly moist or humid; damp and, often, chilly

potent, moist marijuana.
a dank cellar.

I'll take dank over swag any day.
by mr cheezel April 30, 2010
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