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disanythingitized 

It's because of you that I'm disanythingitized
disanythingitized by Zekeram12 April 13, 2019

DiSandro 

Another name for a rather large behind. Derives from a popular cocktail in southern Jersey bars. Word that is soon to hit the rap video circuit before you know it.
Ex. Driver: Something's blurring my vision.
Son: What is it Daddy?
Driver: A damn DiSandro, that's what it is. Hard to keep my eyes off.
DiSandro by IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI66 December 17, 2012

Disandwiched 

When a coworker asks you commit to going out to get lunch together, then said coworker betrays you by acquiring lunch elsewhere and not notifying you of their change in plans.
1. Steve asks Jason at 10:00am to go get Indian food with him for lunch. Jason walks into the kitchen at 11:45am and finds that Steve is eating a large sandwich, implying that he cancelled lunch plans with Jason in the rudest way possible.
2. "Aww man, I just got disandwiched by Eric. That guy is such a dick."
Disandwiched by miggitymikey March 18, 2015

Disanythingatized 

The instance in which one is unable to do anything
Did you hear that (r/n) broke their back?”
“Yeah, it sounds like such a bummer.. They’re gonna be disanythingatized for a while.”
A kind hearted, honest, loyal, and sweet individual. She's quiet and shy at first but once she opens up to you and shows you all her colors you'll find yourself one of the goofiest and most caring individuals. She's a great friend, in fact, the greatest friend one could ask for. She's strong and determined and even though she struggles through life she's pulling through and will eventually find a way.

She may not be the most confident in herself, but oh if only she knew how much of a magnanimous, influential and powerful woman she truly is. Disany is lovely and that can be proven by her best friend(totally unbiased point). She's so lovely one would do anything for her just as she would for them. Do remember she can be a dangerous one too, if you're weighted and you're proven worthless, dishonest, or a traitor you may just not live another day. (She poses a scary look in her eye, so do be careful of this lovely being)
Person 1: Dude let's sit on the next table, the girl on this one looks like she doesn't want to talk to us...
Person 2: you're right you're right
Friend: Oh no that's just how Disany looks! But go ahead and sit over there, we really wouldn't talk to you anyways... *Whispers* humans tch
Disany by 904919Something2952 November 20, 2021

disander 

A fairly large mistake, usually attributed to a person or group called "Ander".
disander by Grumpus121 January 30, 2023