politician

1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.

George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!

by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004

politician

Crook driven by money.

Roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.

by Care-line January 14, 2006

politician

People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

politician

A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.

Just look at any goddamn politician.

by Steve June 19, 2005

politician

corporate whore who fakes compassion to gain the trust of the general public. Often a complete wordfuckwit/word.

Someone who would rather suck thier fathers cock than answer a question honestly.

see: wordliar/word, wordwhore/word, wordfake/word.

George Bush, Tony Blair, Margret Thatcher, Ron Davis.

iEcl. Rhodri Morgan/i

by snap March 16, 2003

politician

A dirty thieving cocksucker.

That Reggie is a fucking politician.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

politician

Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002