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a little piece of shit, that screams and cries if he doesn't get what he wants
caillou: can we go to mcdonalds
mom:no
caillou:*smashes chair*
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Caillou is a soiled little shit TV show on PBS, Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.Mar 26, 2014
Mom: "Caillou you cannot buy that popcicle"
Caillou: *screams*
by TraphouseCorndog February 16, 2015
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Caillou is an ugly ass child.He is so ugly he cries when he looks in a mirror. His mother secretly hates him and his sister.
Caillou should be a character in GTA because he looks high all the time. His sister is literally the age of a fetus. It looks like she is starting to go bald like Caillou. Caillou might go into drug dealing when he gets older. His mother doesn't like Caillou because he is bald. She doesn't like his sister because she is ugly. Looks like they got it from somewhere. One day Caillou will die of hatred because of him finding out his mom secretly hates him.
Mom: Caillou you're adopted.
Caillou: *dies*
Mom: It's just a prank bro!!! *points to hidden camera*
Caillou:*resurrected*
Mom: Lol
Caillou: *pulls out gun*
Caillou: *goes on murderous rampage*
Caillou: *dies again of hatred*
This is how he died
by SnowyPenguin May 22, 2018
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A little piece of flaming slowly dying SHIT i mean why tf would anybody watch this SHIT
Person1: Hi caillou

Caillou: *SCREAMS* ITS NOT HI ITS HELLO WTF
by KentuckyFriedDwarf July 20, 2018
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A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has an extremely low white blood cell count.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.
by Vforvagina October 19, 2016
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a little bald dipshit who has nothing better to do than ruin peoples time he should go fuck himself cause deserves no hair love or food
fuck caillou
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by doggoman456 August 20, 2018
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