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Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.
dickton by robopath January 10, 2009
Words you can keep
We have a dickton of beer in the back of the truck.
Dickton by Playboii paliiey October 5, 2023
A person that no one can stand. Constantly attempts to make them self look intelligent with made-up facts or figures. Always cuts you off in mid-sentence and corrects you with mis-information. Also tells stories that are improbable or impossible, and are most likely fabricated.

History: the origin of using the word "dickson" is unknown, but in the Mid-Michigan area it's a widespread term for someone you hate, or acts in the manner described above. Typically, when people visit this area of the U.S. they are confused when they begin to hear the term, but once it's understood, they always know someone from their home town that is a "dickson"
I can't stand having to work along side of Jay, he's such a DICKSON!

Have you ever met Dee? She's a friend of my wife's and she's a definite dickson.
dickson by Jamie Duby January 5, 2008

Dickmong 

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.
Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"
Dickmong by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015

The Dickson 

Half sour, half sprite, black razz, and Jameson. A drink order originating around the year 2008, commonly mistaken for a shot, but no its actually a drink and should come in a glass.
Let me get The Dickson, half sour, half sprite, black razz n Jameson

Bartender: Nah man can't do it. I'm all outta black razz

No worries mate! just sub in razzmatazz, I'm gonna be drinkin these allllllll night.
The Dickson by Flo Str8fire July 3, 2011

tom dickson 

The spokesman for Blendtec, and the famous line "Will it Blend? That is the question."

The spokesman and phrase have taken off in a large way, and even Blendtec merchandise is available such as shirts with the slogan "Tom Dickson is my Homeboy".
Tom Dickson: Will is blend? that is the question"

viewers: YES?!

Tom Dickson: Now don't breath this!
tom dickson by Shortbusguy44 May 29, 2007

dicktionary 

A dictionary, but with dicks in it, so your standard high school dictionary.
teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
dicktionary by maybe the nobody December 1, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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