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Dicktonite

A dick so good, that it brings you to your knees with it's glory and power.
Hey Sharon, he used that Dicktonite on me last night. Had me week and powerless.
by Jawsh00 January 13, 2017
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dicktonite

A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.
Man, that bitch has a lethal dose of dicktonite!
by lucyfur April 13, 2008
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dicktone

Sorry for my dicktone
by zokuva March 1, 2023
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dicktoaster

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina
1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009
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Urban Dictionite

an urban dictionite is a person who creates and submits words and there definitions to be added to this site
im a urban dictionite cause i love adding my words and definitions that i created to my new fav site
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009
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Dicktone

The tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged dick, regardless of what was actually said.
Total stranger: "EXCUSE ME!"

Me: "Whoa dude, pipe down the dicktone!"
by Mattbiggest February 16, 2013
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dickmonster

1. A person who exhibits behaviors involving dicks in a monstrous way.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.
"Hey Matt, dont be such a dickmonster"- Banna
by Lynny Tolson April 2, 2008
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