Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
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A person that no one can stand. Constantly attempts to make them self look intelligent with made-up facts or figures. Always cuts you off in mid-sentence and corrects you with mis-information. Also tells stories that are improbable or impossible, and are most likely fabricated.
History: the origin of using the word "dickson" is unknown, but in the Mid-Michigan area it's a widespread term for someone you hate, or acts in the manner described above. Typically, when people visit this area of the U.S. they are confused when they begin to hear the term, but once it's understood, they always know someone from their home town that is a "dickson"
History: the origin of using the word "dickson" is unknown, but in the Mid-Michigan area it's a widespread term for someone you hate, or acts in the manner described above. Typically, when people visit this area of the U.S. they are confused when they begin to hear the term, but once it's understood, they always know someone from their home town that is a "dickson"
I can't stand having to work along side of Jay, he's such a DICKSON!
Have you ever met Dee? She's a friend of my wife's and she's a definite dickson.
Have you ever met Dee? She's a friend of my wife's and she's a definite dickson.
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Let me get The Dickson, half sour, half sprite, black razz n Jameson
Bartender: Nah man can't do it. I'm all outta black razz
No worries mate! just sub in razzmatazz, I'm gonna be drinkin these allllllll night.
Bartender: Nah man can't do it. I'm all outta black razz
No worries mate! just sub in razzmatazz, I'm gonna be drinkin these allllllll night.
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The spokesman and phrase have taken off in a large way, and even Blendtec merchandise is available such as shirts with the slogan "Tom Dickson is my Homeboy".
The spokesman and phrase have taken off in a large way, and even Blendtec merchandise is available such as shirts with the slogan "Tom Dickson is my Homeboy".
Tom Dickson: Will is blend? that is the question"
viewers: YES?!
Tom Dickson: Now don't breath this!
viewers: YES?!
Tom Dickson: Now don't breath this!
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