Top definition
Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.
by robopath January 25, 2008
Get the mug
Get a dickton mug for your dog Bob.
Jan 25 Word of the Day
Oh you’re just being alive? I’m horny too
via giphy
by ecogoth January 01, 2021
Get the mug
Get a just being alive mug for your guy Beatrix.
3
A more than plentiful amount; Word-combo used to substitute phrases like, "a lot", "too much", or a "shit-load." This word is to be used creatively as if you were actually to be measuring the amount by weight in penis.
Man, I just puked a dick-ton." or "Did you see that?" "No, what?" "There was a dick-ton of elderly people on motorcycles!
by Yoda Bon Zelda July 30, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Dick-ton mug for your friend Jerry.

Activity