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A dictionary, but with dicks in it, so your standard high school dictionary.
teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
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by maybe_nobody December 01, 2020
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
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n. reference book decribing types of male genitals including normal variants, congenital and acquired deformities,hermaphrodites, traumatic amputations etc.
My word Leroy! Let me get my camera out! That there belongs in a dicktionary!

No baby. That there belongs in you!
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a girls list of dateable guys by the size of their manhood.
"hey do u now any guys who are up for a fun night"

" lemme check my dick-tionary...i'll find u an 8 or a 9"
by kc'sbest les breasts and thigh January 03, 2009
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This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.
Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.
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by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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when someone puts their dick into a book
john: OUCH!!!!! i just had a dicktionary!!!!
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A textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. The textbook is utilized to assess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.
Yo when JJ whipped out his thang, I also whipped it out... my dicktionary that is!
by punjuffalo13 July 31, 2009
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