Dickmong

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.

Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"

by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015

dickmonger

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

by SovietX November 22, 2009

dickmonger

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

by AV November 24, 2003

dickmonger

one who is beyond the gayest of gays

you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 9, 2011

DickMonger

A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
eat balls

Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me

by JAYYYYdeeeeeeesixtynine May 27, 2011