dickon 

As in 'friendly chap who knows little about football'. Sometimes hailing from the carrot crunching area of the British Isles. Habitually resides in south London.

That David Mellor is a right Dickon.

dickon by Terry July 2, 2004

Dickon 

DICK clue is in the name DICKon
Self centered and arrogant ! thinks very highly of himself ( i am the best porn star/rider/god/dude) in town.
would rather finger his horse all day than make friends with some actaul people !

blaa blaa blaa i have a 12" penis like my horse
i am the best "rider" in town
i love the taste of my own cock and cream !
would you to turn my Dickon ? (even though i am that much of a horny tard i am always hard)
how do u like that for size?

Dickon by dickydickkkycumdrop January 2, 2011

good dicking

when a guy gives you good sex

Erin and Sloan: How was last night, Morgan?
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.

Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!

good dicking by bonerpatrol456 March 6, 2016

Dickmong 

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.

Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"

Dickmong by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015

Dicking Down 

Intercourse. A synonym for laying the pipe, pounding her out, balling, tapping that ass, etc...

You know he's dicking down your sister, right?

Dicking Down by A.C. Sativa December 30, 2013

dick on the rocks 

It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.

I asked her what her favorite drink was, she told me she wanted some dick on the rocks.

dick on the rocks by Pipeman the Intruder June 18, 2016

Proper Dicking 

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.

Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"

Proper Dicking by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013