Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the youngFilipino sex slaves.
Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching Dick rubbing Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades