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Dicktone 

The tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged dick, regardless of what was actually said.
Total stranger: "EXCUSE ME!"

Me: "Whoa dude, pipe down the dicktone!"
Dicktone by Mattbiggest February 16, 2013
Related Words
to be a total fuck, (i.e a male that cuts his hair blowout style from upstate new york)
awh man, look at the DickToke tryin to spit some game on that girl
DickToke by irieboii January 15, 2009

dickmoneyed 

To get inconceivably drunk
Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed
dickmoneyed by annabelDickson August 2, 2017
Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.
dickton by robopath January 10, 2009
Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades
I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”
Dicktober by mckat January 23, 2018

Urban Dicktioner 

A person who creates words and adds them to the Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of insulting people they know.
Ewan called me a snozztozzle - he's just a hairy fucking Urban Dicktioner.