DUORKE

A dork who is far and away too dorky to function.

Is shuned by geeks and other dorks for giving them a bad reputation.

Can also be used to describe someone who is a bit of a dick head but a nerd at the same time.

"Look at that fucking retard, he's such a DUORKE!"

by Lil Bitch December 16, 2008

Dorkelfie

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

dorkenstenian

Of or relating to dorkenstein. Often incredibly dorky people, things, actions, or ideas.

Man, that song is downright dorkenstenian!

by Bob882 October 1, 2004

doorker

(n) A person who blocks the doors of a subway train, instead of moving to the center of the car. The doorker makes it difficult for other passengers to exit/enter the train.

If it were not for all the stupid doorkers, we would have been able to get on that last subway train

by poontang October 11, 2006

dorkess

n.

1. Sing
2. A person who is a female version of a Dork.

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dorki·ness n.
dorky adj.

Sing is a Dorkess.

by Brian November 6, 2003

God as Your Doorkeeper

When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.

Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?

by MathPlus November 10, 2021

Dorkel Snorkel

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.

She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.

by Dr. O'Brien November 3, 2006