doorker 

(n) A person who blocks the doors of a subway train, instead of moving to the center of the car. The doorker makes it difficult for other passengers to exit/enter the train.

If it were not for all the stupid doorkers, we would have been able to get on that last subway train

doorker by poontang October 11, 2006

DOOSKER 

Suffix of other words:

1. ”a-roo“ (eg. hit-a-roo, cheers-y-poo)

2. ”a-rooski”
3. ”a-roosker-doodle”
4. ”a-roosker-doodle-pooskie-in-your-doodle-poodle-roosker”

Gradually turned into a versatile word:

5. ”Doosker ”

Verb: I ”dooskered” it.

Adverb: Don’t you dare “doosker“ poodle me.

Noun: You put your “doosker” in my roosker.

Pronoun: You fuckin “Doosker“.

Adjective: You’re a real

”doosker” poodle.

Exclamation: ”DOOOSKER!!!”

DOOSKER by KKMMTDL October 9, 2019

God as Your Doorkeeper

When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.

Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?

God as Your Doorkeeper by MathPlus November 10, 2021

Dorkery 

Participating in activities, or exhibiting actions associated with that of a dork.

Chad demonstrated his dorkery by watching a 12 hour Star Trek marathon.

The comic book convention reeked of dorkery!

Dorkery by mysteria50 August 19, 2009

dorker 

A dorker is someone who is a dork to such an extent that they are often times considered stupid, lame or even dumb. Someone who is a dorker has little to no friends, but often tries to blend in with a crowd. Dorkers are usually people who just feel out of place in the world, but are loved or admired by atleast one or two people.

Did you see that dorker over there? He's so annoying.

dorker by Raphide (Ben) September 22, 2003

dooker 

poop or the action of taking a poop

i have to take a dooker

dooker by nate August 27, 2003

New Dorker 

Someone who constantly compares everything to New York City in an attempt to appear cooler than the situation at hand. Whether the person is from New York or not is irrelevant.

A New Dorker is never truly satisfied with their surroundings. Even when in Brooklyn, they will play-up Manhattan. The idea is to compare every situation with something they hope their audience will view as "bigger and better".

This attitude culminates in comparing Manhattan to a European city that the New Dorker hopes their audience has never been, as to avoid detection and conjecture.

i.e. "Yeah, Manhattan is a lot of fun but its not like it used to be... yawn... Barcelona is way better, they don't start partying until 2am on a Monday morning"

Not relegated to nightlife, New Dorkers belittle the sports events, urban landscape, music venues, restaurants, and culture of any smaller city with which they are unfamiliar with or situations which they find intimidating.

They fail to realize that most of their reasoning is simply contingent on New York's large population and not indicative of the quality of the people or space.

Ironically, New Dorkers often turn out to be the most boring people when you do end up partying with them in Manhattan.

Jake: "Wow... I am having a great time, this club is awesome, the people in this city are really cool"

Jill: "eh... in New York the clubs have like 2,000 people in them, this club only has a 1000"

Joe: "Yeah, I thought it was going to look bigger, I guess I'm just used to the New York skyline you know... this looks small"

Jake: You are a bunch of New Dorkers

New Dorker by Mechanicalchris March 1, 2010