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A shitty little city in east central Georgia. Also known as Augusta.
A place so humid your underwear becomes permantly plastered to your ass .
Devoid of Culture and Refinement.
Lacking any redeemable qualities.

Full of Fat, white trash rednecks who think Applebee's is fine dining and go to Wal-Mart as entertainment.
Populated by a plethora of fat women driving SUVs and Dodge Ram Pickups.
"I just got back from Disgusta, and it will take me days to get the stink off me."

"That Redneck family wearing the Wal-Mart clothes is soooo Disgusta."
by poontang June 14, 2006

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(n) a blind follower of George W Bush and his administration's policies. Someone who will purposefully obfuscate the facts to forward their authoritarian political agenda.
Ann Coulter is a prime example of a BushWhore.
by poontang November 06, 2006

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What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."
by poontang June 30, 2006

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(n) slang for a particularly raunchy Lesbian bar or hangout. Where Lesbians meet up for raunchy Lesbo sex.
Kris was feeling horny, so she went down to the Clit Cave to cruise for pussy.
by poontang October 17, 2006

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A business owned by jews that caters to low income black customers. Jew Joints typically sell Zoot Suits, wing tipped shoes, gold chains, and other assorted pimp paraphernalia.
" Dat's right Lamont, I gotsta gets me an eggplant colored suit fo da prom dis weekend. I better gets my ass down to the jew joints!"
by poontang June 30, 2006

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A VW Jetta. A disproportionately high number of fags own VW Jettas and place a fag symbol on the rear bumper such as a human rights campaign equal sign and or a rainbow sticker.
"Wow, look at all these Fag Chariots in the parking lot. Is there a Madonna Concert going on in the mall or something?"
by poontang July 12, 2006

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slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.
The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.
by poontang October 06, 2006

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