poontang's definitions

Clit Cave

(n) slang for a particularly raunchy Lesbian bar or hangout. Where Lesbians meet up for raunchy Lesbo sex.

Kris was feeling horny, so she went down to the Clit Cave to cruise for pussy.

by poontang October 18, 2006

Goblin

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and monster, when drank the stimulant of the caffeine fights against the depressant of the alcohol to create an intense buzz.

"Man that goblin had me shit faced last night"

by Poontang July 17, 2014

jew joint

A business owned by jews that caters to low income black customers. Jew Joints typically sell Zoot Suits, wing tipped shoes, gold chains, and other assorted pimp paraphernalia.

" Dat's right Lamont, I gotsta gets me an eggplant colored suit fo da prom dis weekend. I better gets my ass down to the jew joints!"

by poontang June 30, 2006

Alabamastan

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

by poontang October 6, 2006

Lesbohemian

(n) A lesbian hippy. Lesbohemians are typically experimental lesbians during college.. and usually go back to men after a while.

Cassandra was a typical Lesbohemian, always wearing Grateful Dead Tshirts, attending anti-war rallies, and eating bearded clams, until after graduation when she grew tired of Seafood and went back to sausage.

by poontang October 18, 2006

beantown

Another name for a barrio. A neighborhood with a large cluster of Hispanic immigrants. Where Beaners live and shop. Where you go to find cheap day labor, eat fish tacos, and buy weed.

I have to finish this deck by this afternoon and I only have $80 and need 10 guys to do the job. I better head down to Beantown.

by poontang September 27, 2006

Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.

"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"

by poontang June 17, 2006