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Coronaphone 

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.
Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.
Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

coronadoed 

When you spend a year with total douchebags in a combat zone.
I got coronadoed in Afghanistan for 12 months.
coronadoed by Brailsford December 17, 2008

Coronazoned 

It’s when you started talking with someone out of loneliness during quarantine, and you ended up being ghosted.
1: man, we’ve been talking for three months since the quarantine just started, and now she won’t even text me back!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!
Coronazoned by Horsegirl205 June 18, 2020

Coronadropper 

Australian slang - a person who steals women's underwear off clothelines in the dead of night and wears them as a facemask
Bloke: Hey babe you know how your g-strings got nicked off the clothesline the other night, well isn't that fuckstick over there wearing one of them as a facemask?
Bloke's missus: Holy shit you're right hun, what a dirty coronadropper.
Coronadropper by OzzieBloke21 October 28, 2020

Coronaboner 

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.
"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
Coronaboner by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

coronapreneur 

Any person or organization that exploits panic related to the COVID-19 pandemic by purchasing and reselling household goods to persons unable to sufficiently gather and horde “necessities” independently. Also refers to any person or organization offering free services, in a seemingly altruistic fashion, but who is really just rubbing their hands greedily at the good publicity generated by the deed.
She wondered if her father would accept Charlie. It’s true, he was rich, but he was Nouveau Riche - a coronapreneur who made all that money on toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
coronapreneur by R_Chi_Bald March 15, 2020