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corona zoned 

The new cockblock of 2020 due to the quarantine situation during the coronavirus outbreak.When a girl you trying to have sex with won't meet with you purely out of fear that she might get infected with the virus.
1: -Maaaaaane fuck that ho Olivia she corona zoned me when I asked her out
2: -what'd you expect bruv?them hoes be paranoid they might catch the virus or something when sucking on you
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coronadoed 

When you spend a year with total douchebags in a combat zone.
I got coronadoed in Afghanistan for 12 months.
coronadoed by Brailsford December 17, 2008

Coronaboner 

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.
"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
Coronaboner by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

Coronaloner 

The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.
Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."

Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."

Coronaloner 

A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.
Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.
Coronaloner by cheffykins March 31, 2020

CoronaBoner 

A strong lust for another who you have been separated from for a long period of time. This phrase was popularised in the Covid-19 pandemic.
Miss my lass so much got a right coronaboner
CoronaBoner by Boxiss June 15, 2020