If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.
by Anonymous October 2, 2003
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Hey, dude, stop being a fuckstick, or I will dickslap you
by Me June 26, 2004
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1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.

2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"

2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
by Choda Boy 57 February 25, 2007
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1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.
When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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Someone who is being rude, stupid, retarded, or otherwise just really pissing you off.
Dude, don't be a fuckstick!
by B-Mac! May 8, 2007
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Hey Fuckstick, If You Dont Like Who Your Playin With, You Can Leave!
by Fusion November 15, 2002
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1. A hard cock
2. A douchebag who brags about how they're good at everything when actually they suck at life in general
3. A generic term used for someone that is a dumbass
What a fuckstick, Clinton is so damn stupid he could fuck up a wet dream.
by The Huds April 3, 2007
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