coronastone
The weight gain of around 14 lbs caused by staying home for 2 months or so with food being one of the only remaining pleasures.
coronastone by 2xknight May 15, 2020
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Coronaphone
Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.
Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.
Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020
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Coronazoned
It’s when you started talking with someone out of loneliness during quarantine, and you ended up being ghosted.
1: man, we’ve been talking for three months since the quarantine just started, and now she won’t even text me back!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!
Coronazoned by Horsegirl205 June 18, 2020
Coronaboner
The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.
"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
Coronaboner by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020
Coronantine
Coronantine by ellenbobellen March 18, 2020
Coronaloner
The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.
Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."
Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."
Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."
Coronaloner by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020
Coronastock
Any event happening during, or immediately following, the lessening of social-distancing or quarantine measures put in place due to covid19. Also applicable to anyone holding gatherings during the coronavirus pandemic.
Referring to a hangout where one may have a greater chance of contracting coronavirus due to the number of people in close proximity.
Referring to a hangout where one may have a greater chance of contracting coronavirus due to the number of people in close proximity.
Your concert tickets haven’t been cancelled yet ? Man, get ready for coronastock!
Ed’s having a bbq this weekend, you going ?
Naw man - that’s coronastock.
All these people planning to attend the festival..., man, that’s coronastock.
Ed’s having a bbq this weekend, you going ?
Naw man - that’s coronastock.
All these people planning to attend the festival..., man, that’s coronastock.
Coronastock by SeadooGirl April 30, 2020