coronastone

The weight gain of around 14 lbs caused by staying home for 2 months or so with food being one of the only remaining pleasures.

How are you doing with the quaranteening?
No issues except my coronastone

by 2xknight May 15, 2020

Coronaphone

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronazoned

It’s when you started talking with someone out of loneliness during quarantine, and you ended up being ghosted.

1: man, we’ve been talking for three months since the quarantine just started, and now she won’t even text me back!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!

by Horsegirl205 June 18, 2020

Coronaboner

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.

"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"

by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

Coronantine

A period of isolation to avoid developing the coronavirus disease.

Jack: Have you seen Ellen lately?

Jill: No, she moved to the country a week ago to coronantine.

by ellenbobellen March 18, 2020

Coronastock

Any event happening during, or immediately following, the lessening of social-distancing or quarantine measures put in place due to covid19. Also applicable to anyone holding gatherings during the coronavirus pandemic.

Referring to a hangout where one may have a greater chance of contracting coronavirus due to the number of people in close proximity.

Your concert tickets haven’t been cancelled yet ? Man, get ready for coronastock!

Ed’s having a bbq this weekend, you going ?
Naw man - that’s coronastock.

All these people planning to attend the festival..., man, that’s coronastock.

by SeadooGirl April 30, 2020

Coronaloner

The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.

Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."

Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."

by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020