quarantine

The act of putting someone in isolation due to the god damn fucking corona

im in quarantine

by GregPaulLikesUnderageGirls March 18, 2020

quarantine

The average lifestyle for most people.

Quarantine isolating yourself from society

by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD March 22, 2020

quarantine

Slang for mid to high grade cannabis flowers intended for smoking. Quarantine never refers to kif, hash, vegetable cannabis matter (I.E. leaves, stems, seeds,), or any form of cannabis intended to be ingested such as but not limited to hash brownies or cannabutter.

Hey man lets go smoke some of that quarantine.

by Neb sicnarf January 13, 2008

quarantine

living hell that has crushed the spirits of everyone in the entire world

guy 1: i hate quarantine
guy 2: me too

by incon March 30, 2021

quarantine

the worst thing that has happened in 40 years, and probably gonna be taught in future history lessons. a global depression of boredom, sickness and overall twatness. covid-19, you suck.

teacher: today we're gonna be talking about covid-19 and the quarantine!
student: isnt it where everyone was bored and weren't allowed out for 6 months?
teacher: yes, jimmy. it was fucking horrid.

by plankt0n April 01, 2020

quarantine

The act of staying home where a person spends their days eating their feelings, playing video games and masturbating until society continues functioning at a normal level.

Person 1: "What have you been doing lately?"
Person 2: "Quarantine..."

by The_not_famous_Clinton April 18, 2020

quarantine

a time that gives me an excuse to have mental breakdowns and blow up teachers emails

i’ve been in quarantine for 3 weeks and haven’t left the house once... IMMA LOOSE MY MIND

by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020