coronaphoner 

A coronaphoner is a very modern phenomenon triggered by the heinous virus. An interview by a journalist conducted from afar is termed a "phoner". An interview conducted from any distance, but now via cell phone to maintain social distance, is a coronaphoner.

I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.

coronaphoner by ElCommissioner March 30, 2020

Coronaphone 

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronaphobe 

A newly coined term used to describe a person with a clinical level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.

Hell yes, I am a full-blown Coronaphobe!

Coronaphobe by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

Coronaphobe 

An uneducated, intelligence lacking person with an irrational fear of death from a non-leathal mild flu virus

Jeez, you back quickly. Yes. The shop was full of coronaphobes so i went through it fast

Coronaphobe by Infidel82 August 11, 2020

Coronaboner 

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.

"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"

Coronaboner by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

Coronaloner 

The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.

Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."

Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."

Coronaloner by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020

Coronachondriac 

Coronachondriac: one who believes that any symptom with an unknown cause must mean that he or she is suffering from the corona virus.

Swollen toes are not symptomatic of the Corona virus. Quit being a Coronachondriac.

Coronachondriac by Patty Hump Jo June 20, 2020