A coronaphoner is a very modern phenomenon triggered by the heinous virus. An interview by a journalist conducted from afar is termed a "phoner". An interview conducted from any distance, but now via cell phone to maintain social distance, is a coronaphoner.
I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.
by ElCommissioner March 30, 2020
Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.
Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020