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The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.
"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020
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