3 definitions by R_Chi_Bald
Any person or organization that exploits panic related to the COVID-19 pandemic by purchasing and reselling household goods to persons unable to sufficiently gather and horde “necessities” independently. Also refers to any person or organization offering free services, in a seemingly altruistic fashion, but who is really just rubbing their hands greedily at the good publicity generated by the deed.
She wondered if her father would accept Charlie. It’s true, he was rich, but he was Nouveau Riche - a coronapreneur who made all that money on toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
by R_Chi_Bald March 16, 2020
Slacks that have the backside cut out thereby exposing the buttocks. Sometimes confused with assless chaps.
by R_Chi_Bald March 18, 2018
The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.
Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
highfives
by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015