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Douchebags 

1. Multiple people who commit consistent douchebaggery grouped together
2. Several vaginal cleaning apparatuses
Saw a whole bunch of douchebags walking around wearing hollister and aviators yesterday

She had a rack of douchebags on her shelf; WTF?
Douchebags by JT3JC March 25, 2009
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Douchebags 

Companies that use employees and discard them without regard for their hardwork.

Employees of average intelligence and skill that capitalize on anothers hardwork and effort.
Those guys treat their employees like shit. They are a bunch of Douchebags.

That guy that stabbed his boss in the back and is now running the division is a real Douchebag because he knows his ex-boss worked hard to create the business unit.
Douchebags by JudasIscariot2010 February 24, 2010

douchebags 

Some one who goes beyond a douche.
Hey we must be douchebags because we idolize the Jonas Brothers and think they have talent!
douchebags by jimgraves August 3, 2009

Douchebags 

Dude: I don't like that guy over there.

Other Dude: He's probably a douchbag.

Dude: I generally don't like douchebags.
Douchebags by Nagballs July 17, 2009

douchebags 

george w. bush and dick cheney are douchebags
douchebags by HornyFirecracker August 1, 2009

Douchebags in the mist 

Observing the pairing rituals of a group of douchebags in their natural surroundings like Frat Parties or other related testosterone-charged habitats.
Looks like douchebags in the mist over there. Please call campus police, date rape is inevitable.
Douchebags in the mist by condoman September 29, 2008

Douchebags R' Us

DBRUs: The place where all douchebags go to buy clothing, hairstyles, lines and all things douchebaggy
He must shop at Douchebags R' Us
Douchebags R' Us by #truthaboutboys December 5, 2011
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