The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.
Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."
Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."
Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."
by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020
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Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.
by cheffykins March 31, 2020
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Coronamoaner(s)
A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.
A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.
"No food in the store, no beds in the hospital and thousands of workers laid off!"
"You're such a Coronamoaner."
"You're such a Coronamoaner."
by Claude_Speed March 19, 2020
Get the Coronamoaner mug.It’s when you started talking with someone out of loneliness during quarantine, and you ended up being ghosted.
1: man, we’ve been talking for three months since the quarantine just started, and now she won’t even text me back!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!
by Horsegirl205 June 18, 2020
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"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020
Get the Coronaboner mug.A strong lust for another who you have been separated from for a long period of time. This phrase was popularised in the Covid-19 pandemic.
by Boxiss June 15, 2020
Get the CoronaBoner mug.A coronaphoner is a very modern phenomenon triggered by the heinous virus. An interview by a journalist conducted from afar is termed a "phoner". An interview conducted from any distance, but now via cell phone to maintain social distance, is a coronaphoner.
I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.
by ElCommissioner March 30, 2020
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