The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.
"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020
Get the Coronaboner mug.A strong lust for another who you have been separated from for a long period of time. This phrase was popularised in the Covid-19 pandemic.
by Boxiss June 15, 2020
Get the CoronaBoner mug.The physical effect experienced by many males who have been in isolation with their partners for an extended period.
A boner brought on by isolation due to Coronavirus.
A boner brought on by isolation due to Coronavirus.
Lindy was in two minds of how to react when her partner surprised her, once again, with his Coronaboner.
by HazyJose May 4, 2020
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A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.
A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.
"No food in the store, no beds in the hospital and thousands of workers laid off!"
"You're such a Coronamoaner."
"You're such a Coronamoaner."
by Claude_Speed March 19, 2020
Get the Coronamoaner mug.The act of getting excited about relaying unsubstantiated 3rd hand 'facts' about the Coronavirus to appear knowledgeable infront of strangers or Social Media.
by Mabsobaby March 19, 2020
Get the Corona Boner mug.It’s when you started talking with someone out of loneliness during quarantine, and you ended up being ghosted.
1: man, we’ve been talking for three months since the quarantine just started, and now she won’t even text me back!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!
by Horsegirl205 June 18, 2020
Get the Coronazoned mug.Person 1: Dave won't shut up about Corona Virus, he's got a mountain of toilet paper.
Person 2: yeah he's got Corona Boner something bad.
Person 2: yeah he's got Corona Boner something bad.
by Joey Pepperonii March 19, 2020
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