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cocklamp 

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.
"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."
cocklamp by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004
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cocklash 

severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking
Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night
cocklash by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

cockapult 

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).
I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.
cockapult by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cockraptor 

a girl who cannot control herself around cock and ends up attacking any cock in sight and taking it back to her room.
"Dude, i was just standing there and that girl started kissing me! she was a total cockraptor!"
cockraptor by theraptors March 31, 2010

Cocklaphobia 

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.
Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012

Cocktapp 

Cocktail and an appetizer combined as one "dish."
The Cocktapp could be a Cucumber Mojito w slices of extra cucumber, and a side of ranch for dipping the cucumber. Dubbed "The Cucumber Cowboy."
Cocktapp by Dubshakes June 29, 2009