cockapult

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).

I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cockapult

when you erect so fast its crzy because u see sus stuff

right as she took her bra off I had a cockapult

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Cockapult

Take your erect penis, pull it slightly towards yourself. Add a small flyable object such as a candy. Release your dick and watch the object shoot through the air. Boom, you've got a cockapult.

I killed that pesky pigeon using my trusty cockapult.

by Captain Cockapult November 8, 2018

clockapult

One way to make time fly.

Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!

by flyingdog June 15, 2008

cockanut creampie

When a man cums in a girls vaginia and then she the proceeds to stand over another male who is passed out and lets it's dribble onto his face

Johnny didn't know it but I fucked his side bitch then she gave him a cockanut creampie

by Brian_pitanko June 25, 2016

cockapology

Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.

"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "

by SquirtMeTender June 12, 2016

cockapillar

a small penis comparable to a catapillar

brandon j. f. of florida has a small cockapillar

by jgomez941 November 6, 2011