A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).
I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.
by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005
by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023
Take your erect penis, pull it slightly towards yourself. Add a small flyable object such as a candy. Release your dick and watch the object shoot through the air. Boom, you've got a cockapult.
by Captain Cockapult November 9, 2018