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cocklash 

severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking
Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night
cocklash by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008
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cocklash 

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries
I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.
cocklash by rob April 4, 2003

cocklash 

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)
I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.
cocklash by kymcleod October 17, 2003

cocklash 

noun - the male sexual organ hair, typically called "pubes" on the male specimen are referred to by men of culture as cocklashes
Male 1: Why are there so many hairs in the shower drain, are you balding?
Male 2: No, I was trimming my cocklashes.
cocklash by Serotonin H July 4, 2021

Cockwash 

A wonderful term that has a very versatile meaning depending on its usage. It can be used as an expletive, adjective, or even a blowjob!
1) “I got a 45 on the test, that’s fucking cockwash”
2) “hey my dick is pretty dirty, I could probably use a cockwash”
3) “you forgot to fill up your car with gas? Are you cockwashing me?”
4) “the doctor just got three crowned. He got fucking cockwashed”
Cockwash by sackrel77 January 11, 2020

Cockwashed 

It’s like your brainwashed by a cock

When the Dick is so good it is all you can think about
Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.

COCKWASHER 

Someone who washes cocks with their mouth after or before it's dirty or to get what they want
there are lots of cock washers that will wash anyone's cock if it needs a good or bad washing most females talk shit after cocking cock we call these types cockwashers getting head and getting a cock washing at the sametime
COCKWASHER by Our adventures November 1, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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