cocklamp

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.

"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."

by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004

Cocklaphobia

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*

His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.

by HD6 April 30, 2012

cockvampire

refers to people, dude or bitch, who suck cock the way a vampire sucks blood, like they need it to live.

Chris is a cockvampire.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 February 27, 2004

Cocklap

When a man's belly is so fat that it hangs down over his cock. The human version of a dewlap.

Did you see Billy in the locker room? Man, he's got the biggest cocklap I've ever seen!

by Derpy Do September 15, 2023

cockslamp

The act slapping someone about the body with your cock so hard that it leaves an impression or "stamp" shaped like a dick.

"SHUT UP OR YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER COCKSLAMP!"

by Cockslamp Champ November 2, 2011

Cocklament

Cock complement

It was a cocklament

by Favorite fag March 18, 2017

Cocklump

A hidden lump on the shaft of a man ...aka "DICKHEAD" "DOUCHBAG" OR "ASSHOLE" WHICH HE THINKS HIS PENIS IS BIG BUT..... Actually its a very small lump aka. Small penis

Man > smile s at woman and says YOU WANT MY COCKLUMP?
WOMAN > LAUGHS AND RUNS AWAY

by COCKLUMP March 9, 2021