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One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.
by Druhmz November 09, 2005
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Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!
Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
by Mr. Sage April 26, 2006
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by mathewf August 17, 2009
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To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.
"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."
"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."
"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."
by anarcissie May 17, 2008
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