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Cocklips 

This is not only the biggest poes of all time, but also the fattest homosexual. Commonly known as Caleb, It is now known as Cocklips Caleb
Cocklips Caleb over there is still a poes.
Cocklips by tbhirdk June 7, 2019
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When a person attempts to talk with a penis inserted in their mouth or sounds like they have a penis in mouth when speaking.
That lady sounded like she had a cocklisp.
Cocklisp by Noicore June 23, 2010
The Puffy red/purple lips you get after giving a boy a blowjob.
The Bad Girls Club:
"Cookie, Are those cock lips?"
"oh my god they are, she blew the boss!"
Cock Lips by i am not a copy. January 31, 2010

Cocklipse 

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.
Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"
Cocklipse by lancetightpants November 13, 2011
Something you get when you fall asleep around a bunch of friends. Meaning, you got smacked on the lips with their penis' and you then licked your lips. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
Matt and Tyler smacked me on the lips with their dick's. Now I got Cock Lips.

I'm gonna give Jordan Cock Lips and smack his lips with my penis and hopefully he'll lick his lips.
Cock Lips by Matt Foley April 1, 2004

cocktipsy 

Just drunk enough to relax your penis when you are nervous because you are with a new chick.
I've got a blind date tonight so I'll have a couple drinks with dinner and get cocktipsy.
cocktipsy by eab_habib May 7, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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