hospice

death accelerator; for profit service which purportedly provides compassionate and joyous end of life care in which death is hastened by a combination of powerful sedatives, lack of food and water, and a complete sense of hopelessness

Granny's family was eager for her large inheritance. Granny was enrolled in hospice given her diagnoses of cataracts and dry skin, and she died 2 days later.

by Snoopy Pugh August 12, 2009

cocklash

severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking

Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

anafingus

placement of a finger in the ass

That mama is wild; she went anafingus on me!

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

swaggart

hypocrite who begs forgiveness for fornicating with prostitutes - so that the congregation will keep sending large tithes; Jimmy Swaggart

Dude, all those preachers are swaggarts.

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

digital drive-through

drive-in digital rectal exam facility

Dude, that was awesome, let's circle around and get in line again for another digital drive-through

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

reverse cowboy

sexual position involving two men: one lying supine and the other on top facing away

He does a mean reverse cowboy

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

vitter

hypocrite who espouses family values yet indulges in high-class escorts - such as David Vitter, Louisiana senator

That dude's a vitter man - hitting'em with the Viagra on Saturday and preaching on Sunday

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008