a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 26, 2004
by Squirrel Overlord October 09, 2004
by salad face March 14, 2007
Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
by Richard Black May 01, 2005
Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.
Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
by Crackajak August 25, 2008
by Infamous Adam May 10, 2006
1.A sick dick
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck
1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."
by Bootylicious June 24, 2004