jonx'd

To be "uber poned". Synonym for jones'd, pwn'd, owned, etc. The contraction is just for extra 1337ness.

Person 1: Boom, Headshot!
Person 2: Figgity Fuck..
Person 1: you just got jiggity Jonx'd

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

e-five

Online high five. E-five.

James: I scored with that chick from the bar last night.
Joe: No shit? E-five!
James: E-five? Now that's just fucking gay.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

OBHF

One big happy family.

Dad: With your brother back home, we are once again an OBHF.
Son: Wow, how lame are you for using an acronym like that verbally.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

brozef

Slang synonym for brother, often used sarcastically. Used by Jack Black on Anchorman after Will Ferrell throws a burrito out his window at Mr. Black.

Person 1: *throws* burrito at adjacent vehicle
Person 2: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU BROZEF?!

Ex. 2
Person 1: I'm gonna beat your ass.
Person 2: Okay there brozef.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

1337ness

A word to describe that something is "1337", leet, or elite.

Noob 1: deaude! chekc out my ub3r h4x!
Noob 2: Yep, those aer teh 1337ness.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

feeks

A 1337er form of feces. (Soon to be) used by noobs who try not to conform to the proper English language. Used instead of saying "shit", after a disappointing event occurs.

Noob: You just got poned
Joob: Feeks man, I noe..

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

ashhar

The most famously incredible, hot, gorgeous, talented man you will ever meet. He makes the most interesting man in the world seem dull. Sometimes people forget how to walk and fall on their face when first seeing an Ashhar. Dangerously good looking. Like break your nose on the pavement... good looking.

Dude, I broke my face when I walked into the room...where did that Ashhar come from? Shit.

by Megalomaniac May 28, 2017