Cocktapp

Cocktail and an appetizer combined as one "dish."

The Cocktapp could be a Cucumber Mojito w slices of extra cucumber, and a side of ranch for dipping the cucumber. Dubbed "The Cucumber Cowboy."

by Dubshakes June 29, 2009

cocktapus

a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.

This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).

The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.

I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.

What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???

by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007

Cocktapussy

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.

"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"

by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012

cocktapus

a person with eight penises

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus

by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008

Cockappella

A penis unaccompanied by testicles.

Eric's balls never dropped. So when he fucks, he does it Cockappella.

by Rollbamatide March 2, 2016

cocktarp

1. A condom, rubber. latex love slipper.

2. Also known to be a blanket, made of cocks. A

person that irks you, or is just a complete fool

and asshat idiot.

1. "if you are gonna fcuk, throw a cocktarp on it"

2. "when he gets drunk, he's a complete cocktarp, what an idiot"

by absolom9 June 19, 2010

Cocktape

Any tape or adhesive used to restrict a man's bulge

"Did you bring the cocktape?"Terrence.
"Oh man, I forgot, sorry," replied Benjamin.
"Well now the back row will see my bulge."

by Simpsonshead August 1, 2016