Calcy

A popular school & university slang for a calculator, often used by both, students & teachers.

John : Hey bro, could I borrow your Calcy for a sec?
Jacob : You do this everyday, man! Why don't you get your own?
John : Hey please bro, I forgot.
Jacob : Hmm, Fine! Here. But this is the last time, John!

Teacher : You'll have your Accounts test tomorrow. Don't forget to bring your calcies (Plural of Calcy).

Calcy by Halock September 4, 2020

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Calcutta Custodian

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009

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Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

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Calculus

Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.

The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)

When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.

Calculus by CalcS.d March 19, 2011