9 definitions by jrky

A "cuntstankerous" woman is Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn that also has a cunt that smells worse than Calcutta in the summer.
The entire bar cleared out when that cuntstankerous bitch Phyllis walked in. The bar owner spent a week fumigating the smell of stale queef
by jrky July 5, 2013
like sixty nine but she blows you and you owe her one
by jrky March 4, 2009
Trading Floors are dying out like the dinosaur - thus they should be called a Dinofloor.
Joe finished up his career as a trader on the Crude Oil Dinofloor.
by jrky April 13, 2012
When a person receiving and/or giving an enema isn't sure of the contents of said enema bag
Horatio was unsure of his situation as he received an enemigna in a Hatian Hospital
by jrky March 2, 2009
A sexual position, where the female grabs the toilet bowl with her hands, and then the male inserts his penis into the female. He pumps so hard her head starts to bob in and out of the toilet water
I gave some girl a Jersey City Janitor in the bathrom dude!
by jrky February 9, 2009
When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments
Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb
by jrky March 4, 2009
A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl
I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian
by jrky February 11, 2009