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Term used in political blogs to introduce a humorous, usually exaggerated summary of somebody else's opinion, arguments or statements.
Shorter Bush: "Either re-elect me, or you're a terrorist."
by Dr. Momentum May 23, 2004
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"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
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A shorter is a circle jerk of managers on a fresh meats face. As a rule the new and up and coming manager has a bukaki session surrounded by his managerial piers at which time he takes it all on the face and in the mouth. This ritual takes place at the end of a managers training to show his alliance to the evil empire for which he is employed.
You have completed your training it is now time for a blood oath... a blood oath of siemen.... you are now ready for a shorter
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1.affectionate term for a boyfriend, attractive male.

Originated from the Crackhead.
guy: What do you call a guy if you call a girl Shorty?
Crackhead: shorter.
by AsnRefugee March 24, 2004
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