shorter
Term used in political blogs to introduce a humorous, usually exaggerated summary of somebody else's opinion, arguments or statements.
shorter by Dr. Momentum May 23, 2004
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Shorter
An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.
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A shorter is a circle jerk of managers on a fresh meats face. As a rule the new and up and coming manager has a bukaki session surrounded by his managerial piers at which time he takes it all on the face and in the mouth. This ritual takes place at the end of a managers training to show his alliance to the evil empire for which he is employed.
You have completed your training it is now time for a blood oath... a blood oath of siemen.... you are now ready for a shorter
shorter by Concrete dildo October 2, 2016
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shorter by AsnRefugee March 24, 2004
Shorter
A very cool guy, the shorter version of shortie! Everyone wants to be friends with shorter he is very cool, nonchalant and all the girls love him! The savior of lz when he gets his mod
Shorter is very cool
Shorter by Parrotpower January 12, 2026
Shorter Wong
Shorter Wong by Spooper March 12, 2019
Shorter Wong
An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.
Shorter Wong: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."
Shorter Wong by applepix December 8, 2020
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