Term used in political blogs to introduce a humorous, usually exaggerated summary of somebody else's opinion, arguments or statements.
Shorter Bush: "Either re-elect me, or you're a terrorist."
by Dr. Momentum May 23, 2004
A shorter is a circle jerk of managers on a fresh meats face. As a rule the new and up and coming manager has a bukaki session surrounded by his managerial piers at which time he takes it all on the face and in the mouth. This ritual takes place at the end of a managers training to show his alliance to the evil empire for which he is employed.
You have completed your training it is now time for a blood oath... a blood oath of siemen.... you are now ready for a shorter
by Concrete dildo October 2, 2016
1.affectionate term for a boyfriend, attractive male.

Originated from the Crackhead.
guy: What do you call a guy if you call a girl Shorty?
Crackhead: shorter.
by AsnRefugee March 24, 2004
hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”
by shorterswife November 3, 2020
An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.
Shorter: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."
by applepix December 8, 2020
A pure boi who didn't deserve all the pain and suffering.
That dude deserved better, he's a Shorter Wong.
by Spooper March 13, 2019
An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.
Shorter Wong: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."
by applepix December 8, 2020