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Calculated 

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing
Calculated by JC47 September 26, 2023

Calculated 

'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.
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Me: Calculated
Calculated by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

Calculated 

Proven wrong; Served; Treated.
Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.
Calculated by glberns October 25, 2010

calculated punctuation 

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

calculated risk 

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.
Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .
calculated risk by santidal December 20, 2013

Calculated L 

A calculated L results in realizing in the moment or after the fact that you were headed into a losing situation but realized it before it had even happened or you realize it to make yourself feel better about the situation.
You saw your crush walking with her friends and you don’t really feel like talking to her but you really want to talk to her but don’t want to come off as annoying. But then you realize you’ll see her tomorrow so you consider that a Calculated L.
Calculated L by IEMV May 14, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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