calcal 

a name for gay people who act like big strong men online but deep down inside they are a small little twink

bro that calcal is support again

calcal by TOTALLYNOTDAWID September 9, 2023

calcal 

a guy who sucks a lot of chode

calcal coffee sucks lots of shrek chode

calcal by choode June 2, 2015

Calcal 

A Calcal is a guy with a huge cock and knows how to use it!

Calcal's cock is so big it bearly fitted in me

Calcal by Big cokc November 22, 2021

Congressional Calculator 

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Calculus 

Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.

The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)

When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.

Calculus by CalcS.d March 19, 2011

Tensor Calculus

Dysphemism, to have sex.

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.

Tensor Calculus by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006

calculusly 

sneakingly, strategically, hidden agenda

She calculusly volunteered to do the shorter drive on Saturday so that her friend would have to do the longer drive the next day.

calculusly by Franjenn Thunder December 4, 2018