calcal

a name for gay people who act like big strong men online but deep down inside they are a small little twink

bro that calcal is support again

by TOTALLYNOTDAWID September 9, 2023

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a guy who sucks a lot of chode

calcal coffee sucks lots of shrek chode

by choode June 2, 2015

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Calcal

A Calcal is a guy with a huge cock and knows how to use it!

Calcal's cock is so big it bearly fitted in me

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The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

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Calculus

Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.

The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)

When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.

by CalcS.d March 19, 2011

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