Massachusetts town for which Nabisco® 's classic fruit-filled cookie is named. The Fig Newton® celebrated its 100th anniversary in 1991; Nabisco® built a giant oven especially for the occasion to bake the world's largest cookie, over one city block long. Considering that Newton is a very Jewish burg, it does seem rather whacked that any corporation would build a giant oven there.
The Fig Newton® was almost named the "Fig Brockton," after another Boston suburb.
The Fig Newton® was almost named the "Fig Brockton," after another Boston suburb.
Newton, like neighboring Brookline, is a town full of over-cautious drivers who delight in sitting at red lights.
by Victor Felix November 22, 2005
1) A Newton (N) is a unit of force equal to 1 (kilogram)(meter)/(second)^2. . . . NOT the way Jordan has written it. Without the ^2, you get mass*velocity, which is equal to momentum, not force. Named for Sir Isaac Newton.
2) A 17th century scientist credited for inventing calculus and discovering various principles of physics (e.g., gravity, 3 laws of motion, optics).
2) A 17th century scientist credited for inventing calculus and discovering various principles of physics (e.g., gravity, 3 laws of motion, optics).
by Hoyvin-Mayvin June 09, 2005
Newton is the surname of a group of charming individuals originating from " le Terre Haute" or " the highlands" of the Midwestern United States. This group consists mostly of civic minded, high functioning aristocrats with a love for pudding based desserts and communal pancake breakfasts. Physical features include; strong jawline, determined chin, special emphasis on straight white teeth and large foreheads. Common hangouts include; chili cook offs, college campuses, dunking booths, school fundraisers, Baesler's Market, the local 841, white elephant Christmas parties, the dessert table and funeral homes.
"Will there be any Newtons at this party?"
"Probably, keep an eye out for people with large foreheads and white teeth hovering around the Mormon funeral potato casserole."
"Probably, keep an eye out for people with large foreheads and white teeth hovering around the Mormon funeral potato casserole."
by K.g. Enn July 06, 2017
Newton is one of the sexiest boys you would see in your school. Everybody loves him and he is always supportive of his friends and family. he might get into trouble but it's all worth it because he learns that only good comes from it.
by Awwsome04 November 21, 2015
1. A metric unit of Force, formally written as (kilograms)(meters)/(seconds)
2. A 17th century scientist who pioneered Physics and Calculus.
3. A cookie that is, in reality, "fruit and cake"
2. A 17th century scientist who pioneered Physics and Calculus.
3. A cookie that is, in reality, "fruit and cake"
1. " I must have applied at least 4*10^4 Newtons to that turd before it came out!"
2. "Isaac Newton is a big moron, Calculus is hard."
3. "Give me one of those figgy Newtons..... or is that figgy pudding?"
2. "Isaac Newton is a big moron, Calculus is hard."
3. "Give me one of those figgy Newtons..... or is that figgy pudding?"
by Jordon December 10, 2003
When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.
by Mike January 21, 2006
Newton, Iowa used to be known for two things: Maytag and meth. Maytag moved to Mexico.
Oh, the glory of trailer parks and rundown houses with cars that cost more than 10 years rent parked in the front yard. For entertainment, one can drive up and down the main street to show off your ridiculous spoiler and ground effects. Or, if you'd rather spend your last $5 on a 40 oz. rather than gas, you can watch the retard parade cruise by over and over while hanging out in the corner of the Hy-Vee parking lot...or, if you are feeling classy, you can rock it with the lovely and classy folk of the downtown square area. Baby on hip and beer in the hand? You'll fit right in!
Of course, no mid-sized Iowa town in complete without the pretentious sub-divisions surrounding the meth-rot filled downtown. THOSE folk know how to party AND become sports stars! Old washed-up football player? Newton is the perfect place to brainwash your child into believing high school sports are life, pumping him full of PCP, and watching him lead the Cardinals to state!
Oh, the glory of trailer parks and rundown houses with cars that cost more than 10 years rent parked in the front yard. For entertainment, one can drive up and down the main street to show off your ridiculous spoiler and ground effects. Or, if you'd rather spend your last $5 on a 40 oz. rather than gas, you can watch the retard parade cruise by over and over while hanging out in the corner of the Hy-Vee parking lot...or, if you are feeling classy, you can rock it with the lovely and classy folk of the downtown square area. Baby on hip and beer in the hand? You'll fit right in!
Of course, no mid-sized Iowa town in complete without the pretentious sub-divisions surrounding the meth-rot filled downtown. THOSE folk know how to party AND become sports stars! Old washed-up football player? Newton is the perfect place to brainwash your child into believing high school sports are life, pumping him full of PCP, and watching him lead the Cardinals to state!
by ho-face killa June 15, 2008